If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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