he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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