she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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