Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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