I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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