I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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