Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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