My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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