yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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