i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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