Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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