Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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