The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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