their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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