This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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