Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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