I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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