she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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