Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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