I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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