i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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