i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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