In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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