Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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