so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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