Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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