Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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