Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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