Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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