I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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