problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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