I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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