I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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