Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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