"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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