Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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