Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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