Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just had sex bonerless
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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