Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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