google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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