you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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