She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
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escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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