I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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