Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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