Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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