its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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