doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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