I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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