So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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