He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
farters have to be the big spoon...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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