can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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