can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i out mim tonsoeep
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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