You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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