ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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